Friends

Friends "The One After the Super Bowl (2)" Quotes

Phoebe: You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.
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Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.
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Susie: Have you ever worn womens' underwear?
Chandler: Well, yes, actually, but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.
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Susie: Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underwear?
Chandler: Yeah, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
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Susie: (Getting ready to run off with Chandler's clothes) This is for the fourth grade.
Chandler: Huh? What do you mean?
Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean what do I mean? I mean, underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
Chandler: What?
Susie: My skirt! You lifted! Kids laughing! I was "Susie Underpants" till I was 18!
Chandler: That was 20 years ago! How can you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you call me in 20 years and let me know if you're still upset about this?
 • Rating: Unrated

Chandler: All right, one of you guys give me your underwear.
Ross: Oh, no.
Joey: Can't help you there. I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm taking heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.
Rachel: Oh yeah?
Phoebe: Yeah. Except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey Chandler, can I borrow your g-string?
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Chandler: Pheebs, can I have the milk after you?
Phoebe: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
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Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Susie: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse.
Chandler: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look... great job growing up.
 • Rating: Unrated

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