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Chandler: Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Eddie: What?
Chandler: You. Move out! Take your fruit. Your stupid small fruit and get out!
Eddie: You want me to move out?
Chandler: Uh huh.
Eddie: I gotta tell you man, that's kind of out of the blue. Don't you think?
Chandler: This is not out of the blue. This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue!

Joey: Anybody want a cruller?
Phoebe: Okay, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there. It's like, "Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?"
Joey: Who've you been dating?

Chandler: So, you want me to help you unpack your stuff?
Joey: No, no, I'm okay. Oh and, uh, just so you know, I'm not moving back in because I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Chandler: Welcome home, man.

Chandler: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Eddie: Yes.
Chandler: So what happened?
Eddie: We took a road trip to Las Vegas, man.

Ross: You spent $1200 dollars on a plastic bird?
Joey: Uh, I was an impulse buyer, near the register.

Joey: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
Ross: Open it, open it.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Ross: Woah.
Joey: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
Ross: Uh Joey, that's just the minimum amount due. That's your total due.

Ross: (About Rachel's book) I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
Joey: See, this is why I don't date women who read.

Rachel: Why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Ross: Actually it's the movie theater that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.

Joey: (Wearing an old-looking hat) Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: Hey. Well, look at you, finally got that time machine working, huh?
Joey: Seriously, you like it? This guy was selling them on 8th avenue and I looked at them and I though, you know what I don't have?
Monica: A mirror?
Joey: Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.

Chandler: (Waking up to find Eddie sitting near his bed) Hey Eddie. Ah! What are you doing here?
Eddie: Nothing roomy, just watching you sleep.
Chandler: Why?
Eddie: Makes me feel, um, peaceful, heh heh, please.
Chandler: I can't sleep now.
Eddie: You want me to sing?

Chandler: Get out now.
Eddie: You really want me out?
Chandler: Yes, please.
Eddie: Okay. Do you really want me out? I want you to say it: you want me out.
Chandler: I want you out!
Eddie: No, no, no. I want to hear you from your lips.
Chandler: Where do you hear it from before?

(To Rachel) You are such a leafblower!

Phoebe
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Friends Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Joey: Anybody want a cruller?
Phoebe: Okay, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there. It's like, "Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?"
Joey: Who've you been dating?

Chandler: Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Eddie: What?
Chandler: You. Move out! Take your fruit. Your stupid small fruit and get out!
Eddie: You want me to move out?
Chandler: Uh huh.
Eddie: I gotta tell you man, that's kind of out of the blue. Don't you think?
Chandler: This is not out of the blue. This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue!

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