Eddie: I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot feistier than the last one.
Chandler: Yeah, maybe because the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm!

Eddie: (Showing a dehydrated tomato) Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?
Chandler: Your last roommate's kidney?

So is he house-trained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, stay! Good fake dog.

Chandler

Eddie: You know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow. (He leaves the room)
Chandler: (Mouthing) Thank you!
Eddie: I heard that!

Rachel: This is about you stealing my wind!
Ross: Your wind?
Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You, you know I... I don't, have a, have a problem with that.
Rachel: Okay, I just, I just really need to be with myself right now. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Uh uum, um, um.
Rachel: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damn it!

Friends Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Joey: Anybody want a cruller?
Phoebe: Okay, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there. It's like, "Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?"
Joey: Who've you been dating?

Chandler: Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Eddie: What?
Chandler: You. Move out! Take your fruit. Your stupid small fruit and get out!
Eddie: You want me to move out?
Chandler: Uh huh.
Eddie: I gotta tell you man, that's kind of out of the blue. Don't you think?
Chandler: This is not out of the blue. This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue!