Joey: Hey Pheebs.
Phoebe: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Joey: I can't find the remote. (Phoebe turns off the TV) Thank you.

Rachel: Wait, so, you're going?
Ross: Well, okay, I, uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean, I've, you know, got a cab. I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat.
Rachel: Okay, okay.
Ross: Cat. (Leaves)

Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, no. (Opens the door for Monica) No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day.
Monica: Okay, if you say stop, then we stop.
Chandler: Okay, stop.

Michael: I don't know if Monica told you. but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce. So, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel: (Distractedly) How long do cats live?
Michael: (Confused) I'm sorry?
Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... you know, throw them under a bus or something?
Michael: Um, maybe fifteen, sixteen years.

Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, okay?
Monica: Only if you say his full name.
Ross: (Reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.

Monica: You, Bing. Racquetball in fifteen minutes.
Chandler: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it.

(About Monica "helping" him workout) She's insane; the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.


Joey: When I first met you, know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended, but that's so sweet.

Phoebe: Why won't he give it up?
Joey: Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: No. What do you mean? He's not British.

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