Friends Season 1 Episode 18: "The One with All the Poker" Quotes
Rachel: Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
Monica: That was not an incident! I was gesturing, and the plate slipped out of my hand.
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Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Monica: Hell no, we'll pay!
Phoebe: Okay, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
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Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh I see, so then, you were lying.
Joey: About what?
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Joey: I was bluffing.
Phoebe: Aha! And what is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying?
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Phoebe: (Reading Rachel's mail) Wow!
Phoebe: Your Visa bill is huge!
- Permalink: Wow! What? Your Visa bill is huge!
Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, okay? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called "Excuse me..."Rachel
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Rachel: How come you guys never play poker with us?
Phoebe:Yeah is that some kind of guy thing? Like some sexist guy thing? Like it's poker so only guys can play?
Ross: No, women are welcome to play.
Phoebe: So it's like some kind of... it's some kind of... Okay, what is it?
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Ross: Your money's mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.
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Phoebe: I think you should know, this money is cursed.
Phoebe: Yeah, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: I'll take it, bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way I can break them up with a movie.
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Monica: Let's play for real. High stakes, big bucks.
Ross: Are you sure, because Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.
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