Who am I going to meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters?

Monica

Rachel: (About lacking passion in her life) I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.

Jill: Would you like to call somebody?
Chandler: (Thinking to himself) Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.

Ross: So you do know a little English?
Paolo: Poco... a leetle.
Ross: Do you know the word crapweasel?
Paolo: No.
Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!

Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.

Phoebe: Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
(They all look out the window and then flinch in pain)
Rachel: That had to hurt!

Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Ross: What?
Joey: You and Rachel!

Paolo: Phoebe, anche tu bellissima. Se siete tutte cos belle mi trasferisco proprio qui.
Phoebe: You betcha!

(Looking through the fridge) Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup.

Monica

Joey: You waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
Ross: No, no, no. I am not in the zone.
Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.

(Thinking) I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that's the part you should be focusing on, you idiot.

Chandler

(At the camera in the ATM vestibule, after the blackout) Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457. And uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.

Chandler
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Friends Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Thinking) Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Could have said, gum would be nice, or, I'll have a stick, but no no no no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

Chandler

(About Joey entering with Hanukkah candles) And officiating in tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani.

Ross
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