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Julie: Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: All right, Julie. (Julie leaves) What a manipulative bitch.
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Monica: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Monica: It's that terrible?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually, but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my... We're, we're... Oh, I love you.
Rachel: I love you too.
Phoebe: You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but, um, I love you guys too! (Phoebe gets in the hug) Oh, I really needed that.
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Carol: Okay, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before, okay? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (To Ross) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
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Joey: Hey, how ya doin'?
Joey: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
Todd: Your territory, huh?
Joey: Yeah. (To a customer) Bijan for men?
Customer: No thanks.
Customer: Yeah. All right.
Todd: You were saying?
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(About the new guy at work) These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all... stop lasting.Joey
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Joey: (About breast milk) Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sort of like, uh...
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
Ross: You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
Susan: Uh huh.
Ross: Oh, you've tasted it.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
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Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Rachel: (Shocked) What?
- Permalink: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with? Judy. W...
Monica: (Answering the phone) Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju-- Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Okay. Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.
Rachel: Did you just say "Hi, Jew?"
Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it, reaffirms his faith.
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Monica: (Trying to hide her day with Julie from Rachel) Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Monica: You had a salad.
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
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Joey: Well, they switched me over to Hombre.
Chandler: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they want to put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through like two bottles a day now.
Chandler: What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Joey: I know, but I was the best. You know? I liked being the best. Maybe I should just get out of the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Chandler: Alright. Say you do that. Sooner or later, somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. Then where you gonna run?
Joey Yeah, guess you're right.
Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie!
Joey: I'm gonna do it!
Chandler: All right! Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
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Rachel: What did you buy?
Phoebe: Um, we went shopping for um.... for um... for fur.
Rachel: You went shopping for fur?
Phoebe: Yeah. And then I realized that I'm against that. So then we bought some um... (Monica points to her chest)....boobs.
Rachel: You bought boobs?
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Julie: You're losing your apron. Here let me get it. (She fixes Rachel's apron) There you go.
Rachel: Thank you. (After Julie leaves) What a bitch!
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