Friends

Friends "The One with the Dollhouse" Quotes

Kate: He happens to be brilliant, which is more than I can say about that sweater you're dating.
Joey: Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater, alright? It's what underneath her sweater that counts.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: (Seeing Phoebe's doll house blow bubbles) Hey, my father's house does that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: A house for dolls. That is so cool! When I was a kid I had a barrel.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a doll house?
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Wait a minute. The house is built on radioactive waste and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, you obviously don't know anything about the U.S. government.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Wait a minute. You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Joey: Yeah. Oh, my God. Is this what it's like to be you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Monica, Dad called this morning and, uh, Aunt Sylvia passed away.
Monica: (Pause) Yes! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: When I was younger, all I wanted was to play with this dollhouse. But, no! It was to be looked at, but never played with.
Chandler: My grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: Come on Rach. When a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call. This never happened to you?
Rachel: Well, they always called.
Monica: Hm, bite me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they, they don't go "ruff!"
Phoebe: The little ones do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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