Friends

Friends "The One with the East German Laundry Detergent" Quotes

Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Excuse me, we had this cart!
Lady: Yeah, well, I had a 24 inch waist, you lose things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Yeah. Well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh! It was horrible. He called me young lady.
Chandler: Oh, I hate when my father calls me that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: What's the matter? Why so scrunchie?
Rachel: It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross: That guy, he burns me up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: (About breaking up with Janice) This is nice. We never do things just the two of us.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, this is great. Maybe next week we could rent a car and go run over some puppies.
Phoebe: No, I don't want to do that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm trying that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.
Chandler: I know. But it's just so hard, you know. I mean, you're sitting there with her. She has no idea what's happening. Then, you finally get up the courage to do it. There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note. You try to run out of the restaurant before she's actually finished the note.
Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Monica: You're breaking up with Tony?
Phoebe: Yeah, he's sweet, but I don't know, it's just not fun anymore. I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or...
 • Rating: Unrated

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