Rachel: Excuse me, we had this cart!
Lady: Yeah, well, I had a 24 inch waist, you lose things.

Rachel: Yeah. Well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh! It was horrible. He called me young lady.
Chandler: Oh, I hate when my father calls me that.

Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.

You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

Joey

Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets and they're going in fine, but they're coming out all... fluffy.

Monica: (Looking out the window) Oh, God help us.
Joey: What?
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!

Phoebe: Wait here. Breathe.
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Chandler: How do you do that?
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
Chandler: We should always always break up together.
Phoebe: Oh, I'd like that.

Joey: (Pretending their dates are siblings) Come on, they're close.
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.

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