Friends Season 1 Episode 5: "The One with the East German Laundry Detergent" Quotes
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm trying that.
Phoebe: (About breaking up with Janice) This is nice. We never do things just the two of us.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, this is great. Maybe next week we could rent a car and go run over some puppies.
Phoebe: No, I don't want to do that!
Monica: What's the matter? Why so scrunchie?
Rachel: It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross: That guy, he burns me up.
Monica: You're breaking up with Tony?
Phoebe: Yeah, he's sweet, but I don't know, it's just not fun anymore. I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or...
Rachel: (About Ross's detergent) What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra tough.
Phoebe: Wait here. Breathe.
(Phoebe goes over to speak to Janice. She talks to her for a few seconds, and then Janice immediately smiles, hugs her, waves to Chandler, and leaves.)
Chandler: How do you do that?
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
Chandler: We should always always break up together.
Phoebe: Oh, I'd like that.
Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler accidentally hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
Chandler
Joey: (Pretending their dates are siblings) Come on, they're close.
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
