Friends

Friends "The One with the Thumb" Quotes

Phoebe: It's not mine! If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: Do you guys ever think Alan might be a little too Alan.
Rachel: No, you can never be too Alan.
Ross: It's his innate Alan-ness that we adore.
Chandler: I could personally stand about a gallon of Alan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: A thumb?
Phoebe: I know. I know. I opened it up, and there is was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker.
Chandler: Maybe it's a contest, you know, like, "collect all five."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: There's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Chandler: Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: The soda company gave me $7000 dollars for the thumb.
All: Wow.
Phoebe: Yeah, and on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan: (After being dumped by Monica) Although I gotta say I'm a little relieved.
Monica: Relieved?
Alan: Yeah, I had fun with you, but... I can't stand your friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: (Showing Joey how to smoke for his audition) Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. With it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Joey: You miss it?
Chandler: No, not so much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: Guys, we have to talk.
Phoebe: Wait. I'm getting a deja vu... No, I'm not.
Monica: All right, we have to talk.
Phoebe: There it is!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: What is this?!
Chandler: I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years.
Chandler: (Showing the cigarette) And this is my reward.
Ross: Hold on a second, all right? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Chandler: Okay, so this time I won't quit.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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