Friends Season 1 Episode 16: "The One with Two Parts (1)" Quotes
We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.
Mr. Douglas
Chandler: Hey, where you been?
Joey: I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
Chandler: Score.
Ross: Oh, Pheebs, I'm sorry, I've got to go. I've got Lamaze class.
Chandler: (Mocking) Oh, and I've got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
Chandler: Only if you order stuff...
Joey: I'm taking Ursula there, it's her birthday.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Tonight!
Joey: Oh, man... what are the odds of that happening?
(To Ross about labor) Oh, what do you know?! No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?!"
Carol
Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument.
Chandler: I'm just trying to find the right moment, you know?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating.
Chandler: (About dating a coworker) It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that... She's really, really cute.
Ross: It doesn't matter, you don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Mr.Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: We're not doing anything. We're just sitting around talking, quietly.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep.
Rachel: You don't even have cats.
Mr.Heckles: I could have cats.
