Joey: Can I see the comics?
Chandler: This is the New York Times.
Joey: Sorry! May I have the comics.

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• Added: August 18, 2010

Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?

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• Added: August 18, 2010

You know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.

Chandler

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• Added: August 18, 2010

Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with somone else?

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• Added: August 18, 2010

No! I am not getting in a car with Ross! We will just have to ... live here!

Rachel

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Carol: You slept with another woman?
Ross: You're ... you're one to talk!

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• Added: August 18, 2010

Joey: It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.
Monica: It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.

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• Added: August 18, 2010