Friends

Friends Quotes (Page 10)

Season 3 Episode 13: "The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends"

Joey: Since when do you roller blade?
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like, you know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so, you know, we made a deal that's he's going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Phoebe: I'm going to let him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: You know what? What if we're friends who don't see other people?
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
Richard: Wow. You know we're back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothing's changed.
Monica: That's not true, you don't have a mustache.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 12: "The One with All the Jealousy"

Barbershop Quartet: (Singing)
Mr. Pretentious, you think there's no one finer!
Well your poems are unpublished and you work in a diner!
You're no God's gift to women - That's all in your head!
You are just a buttmunch!
(One singer singing)
No one likes a buttmunch!
(All singing)
And you're also bad in bed!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: (To Ross about Rachel) You could send her a musical bug, no... wait you've already done that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich. Why don't you guys get a magician?
Chandler: Well, if the magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then all right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chandler: (Coming off the phone) Okay! We have our stripper, a Miss Crystal Chandelier!
Joey: Well sure, if you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, "Oh, man!" And he'll be all, "Yes!" And us, we'll be like "Oh, dude!" And pretty soon you'll be like, "Hi," and, "Well, I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." And we'll be like, "Man, get over it, it's been four years!"
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: (To Ross) It was like you were marking your territory. You might as well have come in and peed all around my desk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Well, there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours. You know?
Chandler: Yeah. Either that or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joey: Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
Chandler: I want to say you, but that seems like such an easy answer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him! And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and, he's really good looking. What am I gonna do?
Chandler: Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! Don't cry out loud.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: (To Julio) Your a poet and don't know it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: (To Ross) You have a play date with a stripper?!
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barbershop Quartet: (Singing)
One, two, three.
Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job,
It won't be long before you're the boss.
And you know who will be there to support you,
Your one and only boyfriend,
(One singer singing)
It's nice to have a boyfriend.
(All singing)
Your loyal, loving boyfriend, Ross.
Ross!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mark: (Answering the phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: Hi, is Rachel there?
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Ross: This is Ross.
Mark: Ross of...?
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: How was last night with Julio, seorita?
Monica: It was so amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta show you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: I'm sorry, I was an idiot.
Rachel: A big idiot.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Gunther: (Eavesdropping) Let it be me! Let it be me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"

Chandler: I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: Yeah ... that was me.
Chandler: Sorry ... when I've been drinking too much, I can get a little over-friendly.
Monica: That's okay.
Rachel: That's okay.
Ross: (Pause) That's okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: Stick out your tongue!
Chandler: Take off your shirt!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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