Friends

Friends Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 17: "The One Without the Ski Trip"

Joey: Can I see the comics?
Chandler: This is the New York Times.
Joey: Sorry! May I have the comics.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: I had a dream last night that Rachel and Ross were still together and we were all here hanging out.
Joey: I had the same dream.
Phoebe: Yeah, and no one slept with the Xerox girl.
Joey: Oh, I had the opposite dream.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Oh my god! Chandler, you're smoking again.
Chandler: Shut up, you're not my real mom!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Forget it, no one's staying.
Chandler: Okay, then I might as well offer to stay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: There is no smoking in my grandmother's cab.
Chandler: In that case, I have to go to the bathroom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joey: Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Chandler: I have the lung capacity of a two year old. (Starts to light another cigarette)
Monica: Then why are you smoking?
Chandler: Well it's very unsettling.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: You're a terrible skier.
Ross (Sarcastic): Oh, hitting me where it hurts. My ski skills.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: What town are we near?
Monica: Freemont! Westmont! Westburgh!
Phoebe: Okay, why are you answering?
 • Rating: Unrated

Joey: Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here.
Phoebe: Really? Mine get me out of tickets!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game.
Chandler: We are. He's meeting us here.
Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.
Phoebe: Oh come on, they can be in the same room.
Joey: Yeah, you should have been there last night.
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
Joey: Well Ross was hanging out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler...
Chandler: Yeah you, how hard is it to say "something?" Rachel came over to borrow "something."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joey: You're smoking again?!
Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm, I'm smoking still.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joey: (Trying to unlock the car) Relax okay? I, I, I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?
Chandler: Oh, I do! Uh, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
Monica: So, if you're parents hadn't got divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
 • Rating: Unrated

Joey: (To Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica: Why? Do you think he's still mad at us?
Chandler: (To Joey) Well, he's probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Joey: What? Mine aren't tinted.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 16: "The One the Morning After"

Phoebe: Ooh! We can eat the wax! It's organic!
Chandler: Oh boy, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: Well, not the used wax!
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: (On the phone) Hi, it's Phoebe. Someone needs to take my 9:00, because it's like, 9:15, and I'm not there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: (About waxing) This happens to be a pain no man will ever experience.
Chandler: I don't think you can make that statement until you've been kicked in an area God only meant to be treated nicely.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: I thought our relationship was dead!
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: (As Rachel hits Ross) Should we do something?
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on Rachel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: (Ordering a pizza) We'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: (To Rachel) No anchovies.
Rachel: With extra anchovies.
Ross: That's all right; I'll just pick 'em off.
Rachel: And could you please chop some up and put them right there in the sauce?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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