Friends Season 1 Quotes
(Pretending to be Rachel) See, I was supposed to get married, but I left the guy at the altar. Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish but, hey, that's me!
Monica
Monica: (On the phone pretending to be Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (To their confused dates) Would you excuse me for a second? (Rushing to the kitchen to stop Monica)
Monica: (As Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed!
Phoebe: (Entering her surprise party) Oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh, my God! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, hi! You found Betty! Oh, my God! This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
Ursula: Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: No. No food with a face.
Ursula: You have not changed.
Chandler: So you feel like a dad yet?
Ross: No. Why?
Chandler: Hey come on, you came through. You did what you had to do. That is very "dad."
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?!!
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
I always knew I was having a baby. I just never realized the baby was having me.
Ross
Ross: I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I've done that.
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.
Rachel: I've never done that.
Chandler: (Thinking he's talking to Phoebe) Wait, wait! What are you doing here?
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, and then you said "Excuse me, hello miss," so now I'm here.
Joey: No, no how come are you working here?
Ursula: Right, yeah, 'cause it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.
We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.
Mr. Douglas
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Phoebe: Ooh, oh fun. Okay. Liam Neeson.
Joey: No.
Phoebe: Morley Safer.
Joey: No.
Phoebe: The woman who cuts my hair!
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
This is unbelievable. It's been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now.
Chandler
