Friends

Friends Season 1 Quotes (Page 24)

Season 1 Episode 1: "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate"

Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison. And I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. (To Rachel) So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (Pause)
Ross: (To Rachel) The word you're looking for is "anyway."
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Chandler: (About Rachel cutting up her credit cards) Ya know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
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Monica: I said that you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt.
Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.
Ross: There's an image.
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Ross: I'll be fine. Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No, you don't.
Ross: No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
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Phoebe: Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.
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Rachel: And that's when it hit me-- how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but...
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Phoebe: Ooh... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
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Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
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Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
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