Friends Season 2 Quotes
Monica: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Richard: But they're so dull. They're all ophthamologists.
Monica: You're an ophthamologist!
Richard: Only because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff.
Chandler: (On the phone) Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19. Ring 20. Geller/Greene. They'll let you in, okay? If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. Okay, thanks. (Hangs up phone) Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Joey: What if we have to pee?
Chandler: (Reaching for phone) I'll cancel the sodas.
Ross: Well we just wanted to stop by and, uh, say goodnight.
Chandler, Joey, & Phoebe: Goodnight.
Ross: Look at that, they won't even turn their heads.
Rachel: All right you guys, I'm taking off my shirt.
Joey: (Using a spoon to look behind him) Nah, she's lying.
Richard: Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.
Richard: Monica? My God, you used to be so... I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like... You look great.
No, no, you're, uh, you're my lobster. See, um, lobsters, uh, in the tank when, when they're old, uh, they get with, uh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and... Uh, Pheebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Ross
Monica: Hi.
Jack: Hi.
Judy: Hi darling.
Monica: (About them bringing a box filled with her old stuff) So, what's this?
Jack: Some of your old stuff.
Judy: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
Monica: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Jack: Gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't want to disturb them.
Monica: Oh, God forbid.
Monica: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
Ross: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
Monica: No, no, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away, then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
Ross: Oh, okay. Well then why don't you, uh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Well, hello Mr. Kotter!
Joey
(About Ross and Rachel kissing) He's her lobster!
Phoebe
Joey: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
Phoebe: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: No, I'm all right, thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. Ooh, okay, you have got to give me a second, I want to get this just right. (Sticking out her gut, clearing her throat, and sniffing her nose; then in her best male voice) Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. (Going back to her normal voice) That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.
