Friends

NBC

Season: 3 2 1

Friends Season 2 Quotes (Page 22)

Season 2 Episode 1: "The One with Ross's New Girlfriend"

Rachel: (Giving the flowers to Julie) These are for you. Welcome to our country.
Julie: Thank you. I'm from New York.
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Monica: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Joey: Um, this?
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Julie: (Meeting the gang) Hi, but I'm not here; you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have twenty hours of cab and plane on me.
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Ross: (At Central Perk) Hey, Rachel, can I get some coffee?
Rachel: Yeah, sure.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get--
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Chandler: Not yet.
Rachel: Then, no.
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Chandler: He said, he said... that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Chandler: You have to really wanna see it.
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Monica: Pheebs, you know what I'm thinking?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. How it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
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Rachel: Okay, okay, okay. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Ross, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
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Rachel: Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Joey: No no no no no, I'm not falling for that again.
Phoebe: What's going on?
Rachel: Well, I sort of did a stupid thing last night.
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Paolo: Buon giorno a tutti!
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Monica: (About sleeping with Paolo) Rachel, how did this happen?
Rachel: I don't know, I just kind of ran into him last night.
Phoebe: Where?
Rachel: At his apartment.
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Joey: How are you doing?
Rachel: I'm okay.
Joey: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then fifty feet of crap, then me.
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