Minister: We are here to join this woman and this woman in holy matrimony.
Phoebe: (Possessed by Mrs. Adelman) Now I've seen everything! (As Herself) Oh my God, she's gone!

(To Rachel) I see you here and I keep thinking "Why can't I have this?" I want adventures. I want to hang out. I want a Chandler.

Mrs. Green

(To Rachel) You know it's funny. When my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case, it's actually kind of true.


It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days Of Our Lives. Then I started thinking about all of us and how these are the days of our lives.


Carol: (About Ben) So how did everything go?
Ross: Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.

Mrs Green: There she is.
Rachel: Mom!
Mrs. Green: (Condescendingly) Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.

Ross: (To Phoebe) Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Um, no, huh-uh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Ross: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Rachel: Oh, Mom!
Mrs Green: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.

(Singing to Ross) Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor!

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