Chandler: Hey.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Ross: Do you say this stuff to girls?

Rachel: But Monica, you don't know the first thing about the stock market.
Monica: What's to know? Buy, low, sell, high, bears, bulls! (Picks up the phone) Yes, Manhattan. Telephone number for the stock... selling store.

Joey: Haven't you ever gotten beat up before?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: I mean, by someone besides Monica.
Ross: No.

Monica: So are you okay?
Richard: Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.
Monica: Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball!

Monica: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
Ross: (Sounding relieved) Thank you!

Rachel: (Excited about Ben's first word) Ben just said "hi!"
Ross: What, the word "hi?"
Rachel: Yea, no, my Uncle Hi.

Ross: Okay, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.
Rachel: Okay Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

Chandler: (Waking up to find Eddie sitting near his bed) Hey Eddie. Ah! What are you doing here?
Eddie: Nothing roomy, just watching you sleep.
Chandler: Why?
Eddie: Makes me feel, um, peaceful, heh heh, please.
Chandler: I can't sleep now.
Eddie: You want me to sing?

Chandler: Get out now.
Eddie: You really want me out?
Chandler: Yes, please.
Eddie: Okay. Do you really want me out? I want you to say it: you want me out.
Chandler: I want you out!
Eddie: No, no, no. I want to hear you from your lips.
Chandler: Where do you hear it from before?

(To Rachel) You are such a leafblower!

Phoebe

Joey: (Wearing an old-looking hat) Hey.
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: Hey. Well, look at you, finally got that time machine working, huh?
Joey: Seriously, you like it? This guy was selling them on 8th avenue and I looked at them and I though, you know what I don't have?
Monica: A mirror?
Joey: Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.

Joey: It's my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
Ross: Open it, open it.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Ross: Woah.
Joey: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
Ross: Uh Joey, that's just the minimum amount due. That's your total due.

Friends Season 2 Quotes

Joey: (Excited) Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker.
Chandler: You are so lucky. I have to share mine with a bunch of guys down at work.
Rachel: Joey remember when we talked about good thing/bad thing? This is a bad thing.

Ross: Oh darn it... we're all out of milk. (Holds the pitcher up to Chandler's chest) Hey, Chandler, will you fill me up here?
Chandler: Oh I see, because of the third nipple thing. (Laughing sarcastically)