Friends Season 2 Quotes
Susie: Have you ever worn womens' underwear?
Chandler: Well, yes, actually, but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.
Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Phoebe: Stick a fork what?
Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat.
Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?
Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell.
Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.
Susie: (Getting ready to run off with Chandler's clothes) This is for the fourth grade.
Chandler: Huh? What do you mean?
Susie: What do I mean? What do you mean what do I mean? I mean, underpants, mister! That's what I mean!
Chandler: What?
Susie: My skirt! You lifted! Kids laughing! I was "Susie Underpants" till I was 18!
Chandler: That was 20 years ago! How can you still be upset about that?
Susie: Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you call me in 20 years and let me know if you're still upset about this?
Chandler: Pheebs, can I have the milk after you?
Phoebe: I'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Phoebe: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.
Rachel: Oh yeah?
Phoebe: Yeah. Except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey Chandler, can I borrow your g-string?
You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.
Phoebe
Chandler: All right, one of you guys give me your underwear.
Ross: Oh, no.
Joey: Can't help you there. I'm not wearing any.
Chandler: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: Oh, I'm taking heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Chandler: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Susie: Okay, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?
Chandler: (Defending himself) Okay, that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
Susie: Excuse me.
Chandler: Ah.
Susie: Uh, is your name Chandler?
Chandler: Uh, yes, yes it is.
Susie: Chandler Bing?
Chandler: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Susie: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse.
Chandler: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look... great job growing up.
Ross: Hey Joey, I have to cancel racquetball for tonight. That was Marcel's trainer. He's gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.
Joey: You're blowing me off for a monkey?
Ross: Hey, we can reschedule for Saturday.
Joey: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.
Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it?
