Season 2, Episode 3: "Fracture"
Walter: Farnsworth, get my portable chemistry set. This means bodies.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Peter: I need my own bedroom. I woke up to this morning to him singing an aria from Pagliacci.
Astrid: Your father has a wonderful voice.
Peter: Not when he's doing jumping jacks. And did I mention he was naked?
Walter: A good morning sets the tone for the day.
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Season 2, Episode 2: "Night of Desirable Objects"
Peter: That was Olivia. Agent Jessup told her Hughes may have killed his wife and child 17 years ago.Walter: Oh, finally some good news. I assumes we can dig them up. I haven't had any bodies to examine.
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Walter: The base solution contains human DNA, male, I think. Of course, it's a mutation. Perhaps a whole new stage of human evolution. Wouldn't that be fantastic?
Peter: If we've stumbled up a mutant? No. Fantastic's not the first word that pops into my mind.
Walter: We're all mutants. What's more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal.
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Peter: How's it going, Walter?
Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
Peter: Good to know.
Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly. I can't feel my hand.
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Sheriff Golightly: Be damned if I know what to make of it.
Walter: Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.
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Astrid: We've been at this for five hours.
Walter: Science is patience.
Astrid: It's also slimy.
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Peter: Did you check the drawers?
Olivia: Nope. Anything I've forgotten, they can keep. I don't want to spend another minute here. I'm, uh, no good at sitting around.
Peter: You're also no good at letting people help you.
Olivia: Oh, I'll let you carry my suitcase.
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Season 2, Episode 1: "A New Day in the Old Town"
Broyles: You surprise me, Mr. Bishop.Peter: Thanks.
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Jessup: Is this you?
Peter: Yeah.. My father recently took a little trip down memory lane, and for no reason has become wildly obsessed with my childhood. He also likes to check and make sure that I'm still breathing when I'm asleep, which is a little creepy.
Walter: Focus, please.
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