Favorite Futurama Quotes
Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.
Amy
Bender: Yep, everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.
Leela: Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.
Bender: Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?
Leela: No! You didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
Bender: True. But in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?
Leela: Yeah.
Fry: I guess so.
Leela: Why, if it isn't my favourite head on Amy's body: Fry.
(singing) Well, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Bender
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
They have phones in booths now? Finally, now I don't have to lug this cell phone around.
Hermes
Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used. Like the Death Ray.
Professor
I can't run anymore, I'll have to skip.
Bender
Gary: I'm a banking industry regulator.
Leela: Really? Y'know, I heard that banking industry regulations are really very simple.
Gary: Oh, no, that's not true. You see, modern banking regulations are a product of five different regulatory traditions. Six if you wanna get technical.
Leela: Oh, I do.
Leela: Is all the work done by the children?
Alien: No, not the whipping.
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin. I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
(Bender dancing in Studio 123)
Bender: Do the Bender! Do the Bender!
Randy: No thank you!
Bender: I SAID DO IT!
So long Earth. Thanks for the air and what not.
Fry
