Bender: At least I'll always have her bracelet! What do you think it's worth?
Hermes: It's fake, mon.
(Bender cries.)

Fry: Don't cry, Bender. Nobody really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, Professor?
Farnsworth: Oh, yes, absolutely! [He turns to Zoidberg.] Not a chance!

Bender: I can't live without you. If you let go, I let go!
Countess: No! You have too much to live for. It may hurt for a while but one day you'll share your love again. After all, it's shareware.
Bender: Don't talk like that. Tragic romances always have a happy ending.

Leela: Something's wrong. We're two metric tons overweight.
Amy: Well, it's not me!

We can't leave yet. We've got to wait for Bender. The high gravity must be slowing down his looting.

Leela

Thank God there are plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.

Farnsworth

Countess: Well, now what are we going to do?
Bender: Wait a second. Aren't you a member of the yacht club?
Countess: By God, you're right! I'm a class-3 yacht.

Bender: Are you hurt, my sweet?
Countess: No. Luckily a family broke my fall.

(to Leela) Look! It's our nebula. Whenever I see it, I'll always think back to that moment when we almost... (nebula gets sucked into the black hole) Oh, nevermind.

Fry
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