Futurama Season 2 Episode 1: "A Flight to Remember" Quotes
Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours!
Bender
Fry: Man, first class seems nice!
Farnsworth: It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room.
Farnsworth: I've booked us all on the maiden voyage of the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. The Titanic!
Leela: Looks nice.
Farnsworth: It's just my way of thanking you for not reporting my countless violations of safety and minimum wage laws.
Bender: Aww, you!
This is great! I haven't had time off since I was 21 through 24.
Fry
Farnsworth: Oh, great news, everyone.
Bender: Shove it! We quit!
Farnsworth: In that case I'll have to hire a new crew to go on our company vacation.
Leela: That was the worst delivery ever.
Fry: Yeah. I'm never going to another planet called "Cannibalon"!
Bender: Me neither. Food was good, though.
Bender: Hey, wait! Gimme a do-over! My cheating chip malfunctioned!
Dealer: Sorry, sir, the house limit is three do-overs.
Leela: Oh, god... Not Zapp Brannigan.
Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we crossed paths...
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
Contessa: Bender, you risked your life to save me!
Bender: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Zapp Brannigan: No.
Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
