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Futurama "Brannigan, Begin Again" Quotes

Zapp Brannigan: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.
Leela: You don't know how to do any of those things.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!
 • Rating: Unrated

Neutral Official: Your neutralness, it's a beige alert.
Neutral Leader: If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zapp: Leela! I didn't know where else to turn. You are the only woman who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp: I mean physically.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: Alright ... This is the third hose-fight that's broken up today. And the second one using actual hoses!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: Oh no! He's disabled the steering! We're gonna crash!
Bender: Leela, save me! And yourself, I guess. And my banjo! (looks around) And Fry!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zapp: Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.
Kif: (sigh)
Zapp: Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: (about the oversized scissors) We'll get them there as fast as we can.
Farnsworth: Well, okay, but don't run with them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zapp: This is a mutiny! (Zapp handcuffs Leela) You're a capable doer of the nasty... but I'm taking over.
Leela: On what grounds, you oaf?
Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace.
Bender: Nope. Watching cartoons.
Fry: Sorry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: What's the mission?
Farnsworth: It's a delivery for the Democratic Order Of Planets.
Fry: DOOP? What's that?
Farnsworth: It's similar to the United Nations from your time, Fry.
Fry: Uh...
Hermes: Or like the Federation from your Star Trek programme.
Fry: Oh!
 • Rating: Unrated

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