Futurama Season 2 Episode 6: "Brannigan, Begin Again" Quotes
Fry: Leela, I just want you to know that even though you're mean, you're the best captain ever.
Bender: Yeah, you're one dynamite lady. Can we have a week off?
Leela: No.
Fry: Please?
Bender: Come on, Captain.
Leela: Oh, alright.
Farnsworth: No time off.
Fry: Aw, man.
Leela: Let's mutiny!
Zapp Brannigan, I hereby restore your rank and parking privileges.
Glab
Zapp: And so, when Captain Leela panicked, perhaps distracted by female troubles, my quick thinking allowed me to do whatever I did to save the day.
Glab: Captain Leela, is this rambling story of magic and heroism true?
Leela: Well, actually-
Farnsworth: That a girl! If they don't take him back we can keep him as captain.
Leela: Your Honour, it's all true: My female incompetence, Zapp's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
Leela: Hurry! I don't wanna die at the age of 25.
Bender: Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I wouldn't worry about it.
Leela: Then go get the hover-dolly you didn't break and load all the dark matter into the left engine.
Bender: Oh, man, that crap's heavy.
Fry: And warm.
Leela: OK, OK. We have one chance. Are you willing to do what I say as captain?
Fry: Absolutely.
Leela: Even if I make you work hard?
Bender: As your God is my witness.
Fry: Leela, we want you to be captain again.
Leela: Let me guess. He cancelled naptime? (They shake their heads) He ran out of beer? (They shake their heads again) So he's about to kill us? (they nod "yes")
Bender: What now, chief?
Zapp: Now we crash the ship into their headquarters, killing them in a hellish firestorm from which no living thing can escape.
Fry: Good, good, then what?
Zapp: Then your mission is complete. I, meanwhile, will have ejected to safety, wearing the only spacesuit on board.
Fry: Wait a second. Is this plan gonna kill us?
Zapp: Of course. What do you think I meant by "loyalty"?
Zapp: This is Zapp Brannigan of the good ship... Planet Express Ship. I come swinging the olive branch of peace.
Neutral President's Aide: Should we trust him, Your Neutralness?
Neutral President: All I know is my gut says maybe.
Zapp: Now, in the name of all that is good and honourable, we'll call the Neutral President with a message of peace, then blast him.
Bender: Yes, sir, sirdy-sir-sir-sir!
Zapp: Fly the white flag of war.
Prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral.
Zapp
Don't worry Leela, one day we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. (Walks towards the door and laughs)
Bender
