Run for your life Fry! Move your ham flaps!


Devil Bot: Fry's dead you say? Funny, that's not what it says on his Wikipedia page!
Bender: Survived the heart attack?! Damn you Obamacare!

Fry: A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me?
Bender: Me dumbass!

Fry: All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting.
Conrad: Who ya gonna call?
Fry: Ghost-
Operator: -The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.

Help! I was attacked in my bathroom by my bathroom! I'm being haunted by a ghost!


Everyone take off your takin'-caps.


The last time you went to the suicide booth you ended up dating her for six months.


It sure was nice of the Mayor's Wife to have sex with me.


Dr. Zoidberg: Hey look, a fog is coming in.
Conrad: Oh, no that's just the Jamaican pride float.

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