Come, Nixon, introduce me to the kitchen staff so iImay lay down the law on Lrr's low sodium diet.

Horns are a sign of virility. Plus, they house my testes.

I built this castle with my own two slaves.

You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you.

Fry: What do you think of my comic?
Bender: Let me put it this way, after I leave here I'm getting a memory enema.

What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date!

Ndnd: Lrr, you, you lazy ruler of Omicron Persei 8! You said you'd conquer a planet but you haven't yet shed your skin.
Lrr: Yes, uh, I heard you the first hundred times. I'll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your egg white yolks.
Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine, enjoy your stroke.

I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch?

Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock.

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