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Futurama "Mars University" Quotes

Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs??
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Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. You have a package to deliver.
Fry: Where to?
Farnworth: To me.
Bender: Another job well done.
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Fry: Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
Farnsworth: Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland. Much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable.
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Dean Vernon: You robots are a disgrace to this university! Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desacrated-
Bender: Now I can explain that...
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Fry: I vow to get into college and drop out all over again!
Leela: You won't last two weeks!
Fry: Aw, thanks for believing in me.
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Farnsworth: I need it shipped to my office at Mars University. It's a little experiment that may well win me the Nobel Prize.
Leela: In what field?
Farnsworth: I don't care, they all pay the same.
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Leela: They planted traditional college foliage; ivy, trees, hemp.
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Leela: You went to college?
Bender: Of course. I'm a bender, I went to Bending College. I majored in Bending.
Fry: What was your minor?
Bender: Robo-American Studies.
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Fratbot #1: Mate in 143 moves.
Fratbot #2: Oh, pooh. You win again!
Bender: Uh-oh, nerds!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gearshift: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gearshift, chapter president. This is Oily, and this here is Fatbot.
Bender: You're all losers. My name's Bender.
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