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Futurama "Mother's Day" Quotes

Linda: Yankee's fifths Blernsmen William Woo is out with an injured knee.
Morbo: So... Humans have easily injured knees... My race will find this information very useful indeed! Muhuhahahaha!
Linda: Hihahaha.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: Come look, everyone. I just got the dearest presents for Mommy.
Leela: Very nice. Where'd you steal them?
Bender: I didn't steal 'em, I bought 'em. I love her that much!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: So how are you gonna lug all those gifts to Mom's factory?
Bender: I'll get a couple of chumps to help me.
(cut to scene - Fry and Leela, carry the gifts behind Bender, who's only carrying the card)
Bender: Come on, you call yourselves chumps?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Man, there's clouds of exhaust everywhere.
Bender: Uh, wasn't me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: Hey, look, the Robot Museum! You guys wanna learn about robot heritage?
Leela: Um, alright.
Fry: Not really.
Bender: Well, if you insist. But you're paying!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: Ooh, ooh, wax replicas of the most famous robots Mom ever built!
Leela: They're so lifeless-like.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: That's the world's greatest robot artist, Vincent van Gobot. He was built without an ear, but then he went crazy and had one installed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Hey, who's this guy?
Janitorbot: I'm the janitor. I'm trying to take a nap here.
Fry: I'm sorry, I-I thought you were made of wax.
Janitorbot: I am made of wax, what's it to you?
Fry: I mean I thought you were one of the wax robots.
Janitorbot: Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that confuse you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Hey, Bender, here's an exhibit about Mom's favourite robot.
Bender: Who is he? I'll kill him!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mom: Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass! Walt? How are we disposing of these crap gifts they brought me?
Walt: They're being crushed into powder and sold as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer.
Mom: False hope, I love it!
 • Rating: Unrated

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