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Futurama "Raging Bender" Quotes

Amy: Fry, what happened to your brain slug?
Farnsworth: Tsk, tsk. The poor guy starved to death.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deleted Scene only found on Season 2 DVD
Mom: (Yelling an order from the crowd to Destructor) MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH, YOU BASTARD!!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: Get up Bender. You can't quit every time you get an axe in the back... or a drill through your face. Now quit scratching your axe-hole and get out there!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fry: Can I have a small slurm please.
Man: For 25 cents less you can get an extra small?
Fry: OK.
(man pours one drop of slurm in a really small cup)
(Fry moves to fast and the drop falls out)
Fry: Ohh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: If you didn't want my help when you didn't need, why should I help you when you do need me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. I've taught the toaster to feel love.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: So how was the Spleef Nebula?
Hermes: The flight had a stopover on the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked it so much he decided to stay of his own free will.
Fry: Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second! He's got a Brain Slug on his head!
Leela: Shh! You're gonna get us all assimilated!
Amy: Just act normal and switch to a garlic shampoo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hermes: On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the Brain Slug Planet.
Zoidberg: What are we going to do there?
Hermes: Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Cool! Let's see this one!
Leela: Nah. I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about Quizblorg, Quizblorg.
Amy: Guk! I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious.
Zoidberg: Fellows! Fellows! How about a film we can all enjoy? Planet Of The Clams. It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.
Bender: Who invited you? Let's just see All My Circuits: The Movie.
Fry: Yeah, I wanna see that.
Bender: Good point, Bender.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: Hey, gimme a large diet malt liquor and a popcorn with extra motor oil.
 • Rating: Unrated

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