Futurama Season 7 Episode 1: "Rebirth" Quotes
Fry: I need cheering up Bender. I don't know, you want to go out and party tonight?
Bender: I hate partying. If only I didn't have so much crunk in my ba-dun-ka-dunk!
On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama were never cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One...two...(snaps fingers)Bender
Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes. But nowadays...shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from healthy adults that I killed for their stem cells.
Leela: There's no room for two captains' butts in this chair!
Robot Leela: There would be if you'd have taken a spin class instead of lounging around in a coma!
(Bender dancing in Studio 123)
Bender: Do the Bender! Do the Bender!
Randy: No thank you!
Bender: I SAID DO IT!
(The Professor is poking a comatose Leela with his poking stick)
Fry: Poke harder damnit!
Farnsworth: I'm poking as hard as I can!
Coma coma coma coma coma chameleon!Bender
Something's wrong, she's not responding to my poking stick.Professor
Hey speaking of splattered bowels, can I cook you a romantic dinner tonight, Leela?Fry
I need mouth-to-ass resuscitation ... I die happy knowing you fell for that.Bender
Come on stem cells, work you astounding scientific nonsense.Professor
My love is stronger than a vast majority of explosions.Fry