I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck.

Professor Farnsworth

Amy: Aww, Bender. Didn't your mom ever tell you where babies come from?
Bender: No, my mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.

Bender: Aw, no no no! No way am I that kid's dad!
Ben: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Aw, crap.

Aww, he's so cute. Wait, no he isn't! It looks like Bender!


Leela: Uh, Fry. You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Amy: Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky post somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
Fry: Nice. Hate me because of the brightness of my skin.

Bev: I ain't making drinks for no trashy robo-sluts!
Fembot: Trashy? At least I don't put out for quarters!

Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy.


Fry: So I went to the bathroom and my pee was green! Pretty neat, huh?
Hermes: I was wondering who Shreked in the toilet!

Bev: If you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror.
Fry: Aw, snap!

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