Futurama "The Bots and the Bees" Quotes
Professor Farnsworth: I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck.
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Amy: Aww, Bender. Didn't your mom ever tell you where babies come from?
Bender: No, my mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bender: Aw, no no no! No way am I that kid's dad!
Ben: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Aw, crap.
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Leela: Aww, he's so cute. Wait, no he isn't! It looks like Bender!
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Leela: Uh, Fry. You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Amy: Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky post somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
Fry: Nice. Hate me because of the brightness of my skin.
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Bev: I ain't making drinks for no trashy robo-sluts!
Fembot: Trashy? At least I don't put out for quarters!
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Fembot: Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fry: So I went to the bathroom and my pee was green! Pretty neat, huh?
Hermes: I was wondering who Shreked in the toilet!
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Bev: If you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror.
Fry: Aw, snap!
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Fry: Wow, you can talk? Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco!
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Total Quotes: 10