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Futurama "The Deep South" Quotes

Zoidberg: (while underwater) My house, it burned down! How could this have happened?!
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: So there's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!
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Hermes: I miss my wife and me oxygen.
Farnsworth: Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses.
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Fry: I can't swallow that...
Farnsworth: Good news!! It's a suppository.
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Fry: Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?
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Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus! Its huge!
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Bender: So, we're in international waters?
Farnsworth: Indeed so.
Bender: (reports on the radio) 'Falcon', this is 'Blue Raven'. 'The Goose' has nested, I repeat 'The Goose' has nested.
(Boat drives up, exchanges packages with Bender, and drives away)
Bender: Hey, guess what you're accessories to?
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Hermes: Exciting news, people. The pet licence I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived!
Leela: Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
Hermes: Dream on, woman! I'd like to put the little basta'd in a sack and toss the sack in a rivah and hurl the rivah into space! But I DO like fillin' out requisitions, and these were some doozies!
(tears open envelope)
Hermes: Great Ja's Dreadlocks! There's been a mix-up! This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license... and its mandatory!
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Leela: Fry are you alright?
Amy: What about Umbriel?
Fry: Well, it turns out I loved her, but I wasn't IN love with her.
Amy: (whispers) Trouble in bed.
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Leela: I'm afraid Fry's suffering from 'ocean madness'.
Fry: Everytime something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness...or I'm drunk...or I ate too much candy...
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(Fry is by a sunken pirate ship with a skull and crossbones on a flag)
Zoidberg: Be careful Fry, that flag is poisonous.
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