Futurama Season 2 Episode 16: "The Deep South" Quotes
Fry: You know what I like best about you, Umbriel? You find me fascinating even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer.
Umbriel: Lions? There are sealions on the land?
Fry: Yup. We call them land-sealions... I tame them!
Fry: I can't believe you're really real. I like your tail.
Umbriel: Oh, you're sweet. I like those wiggly doo-dads comin' outta your hips.
Fry: Oh, thanks. They're called pants.
Fry: Hey! I can breath and talk, just like a fish!
Mermaid: Oh, you speak fish?
Fry: Well I saw a real mermaid and I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.
Leela: Ocean madness.
(Fry storms out)
Farnsworth: He may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
Amy: You think you saw a mermaid?
Fry: No, I did see a mermaid! She was wearing a tube top and she had a beautiful scaly tail. And I think she had hair extensions.
Bender: Yeah, right!
Leela: Sure she did.
Hermes: OK, Fry!
Farnsworth: You're simply hallucinating, you... moron.
Zoidberg: What is it, Fry?
Fry: (blubbering) Mermaid.
Bender: You want some lemonade? You saw a big parade?
Zoidberg: Your student loans have been repaid? Then how 'bout lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr. Millionaire!
Leela: OK, everyone, calm down. The Professor and I will get to work on the ship. Bender, Zoidberg, since you can survive underwater, you'll go out and look for food.
Fry: I'd better go too. They don't know what I like.
Hermes: Fry, no! The pressure will crush you like a green snake under a sugar cane truck.
The important thing is that we don't panic. There are rules for situations like this. Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg - I mean lobster Newburg - I mean Doctor Zoidberg.
Hermes
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Bender
There. Good as new! Except we're three miles below the surface, we don't have any food and the ship won't work underwater.
Leela
People, it's far, far worse than we thought... my fish got away.
Bender
Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
