Futurama

Futurama "The Problem with Popplers" Quotes

Fry: Business is great!
Bender: Eh, great is OK, but amazing would be great.
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Fry: Let's bring back a couple of pocket fulls.
Bender: No, a whole Bender full!
Leela: No, only what we need. Stuff the ship!
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Fry: Here's something. It looks like a ditch full of fried shrimp!
Bender: What, are you blind?! It looks more like a hole full of fried prawns!
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Fry: I hate going to the Planet Of The Moochers. They'll ask you out for a drink, but when the check comes, their wallet is always in their other pants. Which they borrowed from me!
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Farnsworth: HEY! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Free Waterfall, Jr.: You can't own property, man!
Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
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Leela: Animals eat other animals. It's nature!
Free Waterfall, Jr.: No it isn't! We taught a lion to eat tofu!
Lion: cough, cough
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(the Popplers song)
Fry & Bender: Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joes, what they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no one knows, you can pick em, you can lick em, you can chew em, you can stick em, if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: Stop eating Popplers! They can talk!
Billboard guy: Don't stop to talk! Eat Popplers!
Leela: Hey, cut it out!
Billboard guy: Take a coupon! Cut it out!
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Fry: Look, Leela, even if you heard one talk, that doesn't mean it's intelligent. I mean, parrots talk, and we eat them, right?
Bender: Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry.
Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!
 • Rating: Unrated

Linda: Tonight, on DateNight: Popplers. Eating them. Is it all right to? We have with us the CEO of Fishy Joe's, Mr. Fishy Joseph Gilman, noted anti-eating activist, Free Waterfall, Jr., and the discoverer of Popplers, Captain Turanga Leela.
Fry: Turanga?!
Amy: That's her name, Philip.
Bender: Philip?!
 • Rating: Unrated

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