Farnsworth: As new employees, I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it air during the Super Bowl.
Everyone: Wow
Farnsworth: Not on the same channel of course.

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• Added: June 22, 2010

Leela: Alright, if everyone's stopped being stupid...
Fry: I had more but go ahead.

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• Added: June 22, 2010

Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.

Amy

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• Added: June 22, 2010

Leela: Ugh, who buys this trash?
Bender: Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

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• Added: June 22, 2010

Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own Lunar Lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Lunar Lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.

Bender

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• Added: June 22, 2010

That's not an astronaut, that's a TV comedian. And he just used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

Fry

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• Added: June 22, 2010