Futurama

Futurama Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 20: "Anthology of Interest 1"

Farnsworth: You've killed me! You've killed me!
Leela: Oh, no! What have I done?
Farnsworth: I just told you - You've killed me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make the event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed. And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Who are you people?
Al Gore: I'm Al Gore. And these are my vice presidential action rangers. A group of top-nerds, whose sole duty is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum.
Fry: I thought your sole duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
Al Gore: That, and protect the space-time continuum. Read the Constitution.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leela: Hey, guys! Look what I bought on a wild impulse: New boots! They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe! Whoo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bender: I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? Not I, not I...
Fry: Good night, sweet prince.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Al Gore: You fool! You foolish fool!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fry: Uh, I have a question! What if Bender was really giant?
Leela: You idiot! We already saw that.
Fry: I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion, the x makes it sound cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Farnsworth: We're not watching it again, ask something less stupid!
Fry: Oh alright, how about this... what if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?
Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoidberg: Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Farnsworth: So that's what would have happened if I'd invented the Finglonger. Quite impossible of course. A man can dream though... a man can dream...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to operate equipment from great distances. I call it "the fing-longer". Observe. (He aims the fing-longer at a button on a tv screen) And, here we go. (The TV screen, turns on) There!
Fry: Ooh!
Amy: Wow!
Zoidberg: Ah!
Farnsworth: Pretty long, eh?
Fry: Yeah, it's really long. But what did you just turn on with it?
Farnsworth: Oh, that's just the What-If machine I invented. You pose it a What-If question and it generates a video simulation of what would happen.
Fry: Does it really work?
Farnsworth: Of course it works! It's just not very long...
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: I wanna aks it a question! As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So I've always secretly wondered: What if I was 500-feet tall?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Who are you?
Bender: I'm a big robot and I want a big cereal!
Fry: You too? Will you be my friend?
Bender: Put it there, pal! (Fry shakes his finger) I meant your wallet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: Well, there goes the neighbourhood... There goes another neighbourhood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hermes: We're jerked! Nothing can stop a monster that big.
Farnsworth: Nothing except an even equally big monster. This is chance to try out my experimental enlarging ray. But we'll need a guinea pig.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zoidberg: What's this? Two meals in one week?
 • Rating: Unrated

Bender: Hey, I called this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Zoidberg: Tell it to claw.
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!
 • Rating: Unrated

Fry: Nooo! Are you people satisfied? This gentle visitor is dying! And we'll never even know why he came.
Bender: I'll tell you... with my final breath.
 • Rating: Unrated

Farnsworth: Well, Leela, care to give the What-If machine a whirl?
Leela: Maybe later. I-I mean, I don't know what to ask about.
Hermes: Come on, woman! Just pick something.
Fry: Yeah, be more impulsive. Like this.
He picks up a box of Admiral Crunch, tips the contents on his head and pours milk over it
Bender: Go, man! Go!
Fry eats the cereal from his head
Leela: I can be really impulsive. It just takes me a while.
Fry chops a banana onto his head
 • Rating: Unrated

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