Hookerbot: Honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!

Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's a lot like pimping, only you don't have to use the phrase, 'Upside your head.'
Leela: Bender, who would go to you for date advice?
Bender: Don't make me go upside your head!

Fry: You're using an awful lot of makeup there.
Amy: This is deodorant.
Fry: What does it do?

Valentine's Days coming? Oh, crap. I forgot to get a girlfriend again.


Victor: The seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard is made form the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards
Amy: That's an awful lot of eagle.
Victor: Yes, and yet (sighs)
Amy: What's wrong?
Victor: It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. It saddens me to think of you missing out.

When ever I get lonely, I can look over my shoulder at this disfiguring scar and think of you.

Amy (talking to Fry)

This AC is incredible, I better turn on the heater too. This heater is incredible, I better turn up the AC.


Lincoln: Four score and 1145 years ago our forefathers' foreheads conceived a new nation.
Washington: And this Presidents' Day we honoureth those values that my body fought and died for.
Malfunctioning Eddie: Values like this brand new Plymouth V'Ger! Hi, I'm Malfunctioning Eddie and I'm malfunctioning so badly I'm practically giving these cars away!

Bender: Mind if I tag along? I gotta bring my ass in for servicing. The recall notice says it could burst into flames in a low-speed collision.
Fry: No wonder you've been staying at the back of conga lines lately.

Victor: Hello, I am Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women.
Leela: Uh-huh. Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated.
Victor: Ah-ah-ah! A gentleman always sells a lady a car first.

Salesman: Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty.
Fry: Yup, she's beautiful coffee alright.
Salesman: No, the Ford Thundercougarfalconbird! Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?
Fry: Sorry, I'm not here to buy.
Salesman: I understand, and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.
Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop!
Salesman: One word: Thundercougarfalconbird!

Bender: You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory.
Mechanic: Alright. But sooner or later that ass is gonna blow, and when it does, I just pray you're not moonin' someone you care about.

Futurama Season 2 Quotes

Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?


Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct - the best kind of correct. I hereby promote you to grade 37.

Number 1.0