Futurama Season 7 Quotes
(Bender dancing in Studio 123)
Bender: Do the Bender! Do the Bender!
Randy: No thank you!
Bender: I SAID DO IT!
Leela: There's no room for two captains' butts in this chair!
Robot Leela: There would be if you'd have taken a spin class instead of lounging around in a coma!
(The Professor is poking a comatose Leela with his poking stick)
Fry: Poke harder damnit!
Farnsworth: I'm poking as hard as I can!
Fry: I need cheering up Bender. I don't know, you want to go out and party tonight?
Bender: I hate partying. If only I didn't have so much crunk in my ba-dun-ka-dunk!
Farnsworth: Come on, stem cells, work your astounding scientific nonsense!
Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes. But nowadays...shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from healthy adults that I killed for their stem cells.
On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama were never cancelled by idiots and then brought back by bigger idiots. One...two...(snaps fingers)
Bender
Leela: Something's wrong. It's too quiet.
Fry: Like the deadly Prius.
Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966.
Amy
I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish.
Bender
The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar.
Professor
What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking?
Zoidberg
Leela: Four and a half weeks of oil wrestling sounds like plenty.
Bender: This isn't a lousy reformed robotica - we need more petroleum oil!
