Favorite Game of Thrones Quotes
There's your peace. Joffrey saw to that when he decided to remove Ned Stark's head. You'll have an easier time drinking from that cup that you will bringing Robb Stark to the table now. He's winning, in case you haven't noticed.Tyrion
Robert Arryn: Can I make the little man fly now?
Tyrion: Not this little man. This little man is going home now.
My father is Hand of the King. I am not a boy, I am Arya Stark of Winterfell. And if you lay a hand on me my father will have both of your heads on spikes. Now, are you going to let me by, or do I have to smack you on the ear to help you with your hearing?Arya
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.Tyrion
Given the opportunity what do we do to those who've hurt the ones we love?Baelish
Joffrey: Better looking bitches than you're used to uncle. My ma's been looking for you. We ride for King's Landing today.
Tyrion: Before we go, you will call on Lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies.
Joffrey: What good would my sympathies do them?
Tyrion: None, but it is expected of you. Your absence has already been noted.
Joffrey: The boy means nothing to me. And I can't stand the wailing of women. (Tyrion slaps Joffrey)
Tyrion: One word, and I'll hit you again.
Joffrey: I'm telling mother!
Tyrion: Go, tell her. But first you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and tell them how very sorry you are, that you are at their service and all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?
Joffrey: You can't... (Tyrion slaps him again)
Tyrion: Do you understand?
The Hounds: The prince will remember that, little Lord.
Tyrion: I hope so. If he forgets, be a good dog, and remind him.
Listen to me. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine.Tyrion
Have you ever heard the phrase "Rich as a Lannister?" Of course you have. You're a smart man. You know who the Lannister's are. I am a Lannister. Tyrion, son of Tywin. Of course, you have also heard the phrase, a Lannister always pays his debts. If you deliver a message from me to Lady Arryn, I will be in your debt. I will owe you gold. If you deliver the message, and I live, which I very much intend to do.Tyrion
The Hound: Of course you named your sword.
Arya: Lots of people name their swords.
The Hound: Lots of cunts.
Some day I'm going to put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.Arya Stark
I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.Davos
If you're going to be a cripple, it's better to be a rich cripple. Take care, Snow.Tyrion