That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.

Tyrion

Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

Tyrion

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister

Melisandre: I saw him in the flames fighting at Winterfell.
Davos: I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s gone.

She's good meat. Feed the hounds.

Ramsey

Margaery: I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother.
Luna: Sinners don’t make demands, they make confessions.

If I lost my cock I would drink all the time.

Tyrion

Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.

Arya

Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?
Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.

Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again.

Brienne

Game of Thrones Quotes

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.