Tyrion: I'd given up on life, until Varys convinced me you might be worth living for. Chop off my head, well my final days were interesting.
Daenerys: I'm not going to kill you.
Tyrion: No? Banish me?
Daenerys: No.
Tyrion: So if I'm not going to be murdered and I'm not going to be banished...
Daenerys: You're going to advise me.

I know your daughter had no part in the terrible thing that happened to the man I love. Perhaps, even you are innocent of that.


Please Jaime you have to. He was our son, our baby boy.


Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fu-king corpse!

Sandor (The Hound)

Samwell: Now listen to me. The old man is the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. You'll be with him day and night. Yes you'll clean his clothes, but you'll also take his letters, attend him at meetings, squire for him in battle, you'll know everything, be part of everything. And he asked for you himself. He wants to groom you for command.
Jon: I just, I always wanted to be a ranger.
Samwell: I always wanted to be a wizard.

Ned: Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it.
Jaime: People have been swinging at me for years, they always seem to miss.
Ned: You've chosen your opponents wisely.
Jaime: I have a knack for it.

War was easier than daughters.


Arya: Can lord of a holdfast?
Ned: You will marry a high lord, and rule his castle. Your sons shall be knights, and princes and lords.
Arya: No. That's not me.

Robert Arryn: Can I make the little man fly now?
Tyrion: Not this little man. This little man is going home now.

Ned: Your Grace.
King Robert: You got fat.

Oh. An inspiring site for the people! Come, bow before your King. Bow you sh*ts! (laughter)

King Robert

No! You cannot touch me. I am the dragon! I want my crown!


Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister