Gilly: You know all that from staring at marks on paper?
Samwell: Yes.
Gilly: You're like, a wizard.

Sansa: What about the king?
Hound: He can die just fine on his own.

Tyrion: Tell me, Lady Stark, when was the last time you saw your sister?
Catelyn: Five years ago.
Tyrion: She's changed. She was always a bit touched, but now, you might as well kill me here.
Catelyn: I am not a murderer Lannister.
Tyrion: Neither am I! I had nothing to do with the attempt on your son's life....What sort of an imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?

I shouldnt make jokes. My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples. But my father taught me, aim for their head.

Ramsay Bolton

The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?

Tyrion Lannister

Theon/Reek: I deserved everything. I deserved to be Reek. I did terrible things. Turned on Robb. Captured Winterfell. Killed those boys.
Sansa: They weren't those boys, they were Bran and Rickon. They were your brothers. You'd known them since they were born.
Theon/Reek: They weren't, they were only...
Sansa: Only what?
Theon/Reek: I can't.
Sansa: Tell me.
Theon/Reek: I can't. Not unless the master says.
Sansa: Tell me. They weren't what? Tell me why Bran and Rickon should be gone, while you still breath the air. Tell me to my face Theon. Tell me that they weren't your brothers.
Theon/Reek: They weren't Bran and Rickon. I couldn't find them. It was two farm boys. I killed them and burned them so no one would know.

Daenerys: Get him out of my sight.
Jorah: Khaleesi please, I just need a moment of your time. I brought you a gift.
Tyrion: It's true, he has.
Daenerys: Who are you?
Tyrion: I am the gift. It's a pleasure to meet you, your grace. My name is Tyrion Lannister.

Sansa: We have a new queen.
Tyrion: Better her than you.

I didn't know your brother. He seemed like a good man, but I didn't know him. Your mother on the other hand, I admired her. She wanted to have me executed, but I admired her.

Tyrion

Sansa: This isn't a strange place, this is my home. It's the people who are strange.
Ramsay: You're right, very strange.

The High Septon has called for an inquest, not a trial. Just a small hearing to determine whether the charges against Loras have merit. Which I'm sure they don't. Loras will be freed, our happy alliance will continue. And we'll forget this unfortunate conversation ever happened.

Cersei

If you ever call me sister again ill have you strangled in your sleep.

Cersei

Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.

Arya