Ned: Your Grace.
King Robert: You got fat.

Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?

Jaime Lannister

Jon Snow: We shouldn't.
Ygritte: We should.

Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.

Ned: Glad to see your protecting the throne.
Jaime: This sturdy old thing? How many kings asses have polished it, I wonder. And, what's the line? The King shits, and the Hand wipes.

Anyway, don't despair, I'm a constant disappointment to my own father and I've learned to live with it. Here, your next tumble with Roz is on me. I'll try not to wear her out.

Tyrion


Bronn: What will you do?
Tyrion: I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself. Won't that make for a great song.
Bronn: I hope to hear them sing it one day.

Jaime: I'm looking for my brother. You remember my brother, don't you Lord Stark? Blond hair, sharp of tongue, short man.
Ned: I remember him well.
Jaime: It seems he had some trouble on the road. You wouldn't know what happened to him, would you?
Ned: He was taken at my command, to answer for his crimes.

Lord Beric: Forgive my manners, I don't see many ladies these days.
Thoros: Lucky for the ladies.

War was easier than daughters.

Ned

As soon as you've had your blood I'll put a son in you. Mother says that shouldn't be long.

Joffrey

Ellaria: The Sand Snakes are with me. They have the love of their people. They will avenge their father, while you sit here in your chair doing nothing. Oberyn is dead and this Lannister girl skips about the water gardens eating our food, breathing our air. How many of your brothers and sisters do they have to kill? Let me have her. Let me send her to Cersei one finger at a time.
Prince Doran: I loved my brother, and you made him very happy. For that, you will always have a place in my heart. But we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here, not while I rule.
Ellaria: And how long will that be?

Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.

Arya