That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion

If I lost my cock I would drink all the time.

Tyrion

Tomman: Mother?
Cersei: Did they put her in the red gown, or gold?
Tomman: Gold.
Cersei: Good, that was always her color.

I have never been much of a fighter. Apologies for what you are about to see.

Davos

Open the door and the men inside can rejoin their brothers in peace.

Alliser

Bran: The three eyed raven says there’s a war coming.
Meera: And we’re going to fight it in there?

Margaery: I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother.
Luna: Sinners don’t make demands, they make confessions.

Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again.

Brienne

Theon: We have to cross here.
Sansa: I… I can’t.

She's good meat. Feed the hounds.

Ramsey

Jon Snow is dead.

Alliser

Melisandre: I saw him in the flames fighting at Winterfell.
Davos: I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s gone.

Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.

Tyrion Lannister