Game of Thrones
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOGame of Thrones Season 1 Quotes
Robert Arryn: Can I make the little man fly now?
Tyrion: Not this little man. This little man is going home now.
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....
Tyrion
Have you ever heard the phrase "Rich as a Lannister?" Of course you have. You're a smart man. You know who the Lannister's are. I am a Lannister. Tyrion, son of Tywin. Of course, you have also heard the phrase, a Lannister always pays his debts. If you deliver a message from me to Lady Arryn, I will be in your debt. I will owe you gold. If you deliver the message, and I live, which I very much intend to do.
Tyrion
Listen to me. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine.
Tyrion
I never loved my brothers. Sad thing for a king to admit, but true. You were the brother I chose.
Robert
He attacked one of my brothers and abducted the other. I should wear the armor, and you the gown.
Cersei
Jaime: I'm looking for my brother. You remember my brother, don't you Lord Stark? Blond hair, sharp of tongue, short man.
Ned: I remember him well.
Jaime: It seems he had some trouble on the road. You wouldn't know what happened to him, would you?
Ned: He was taken at my command, to answer for his crimes.
King Robert: Sometimes I don't know what holds it together.
Cersei: Our marriage.
King Robert: So, here we sit, 17 years later, holding it all together.
Don't you get tired?
Cersei: Every day.
King Robert: How long can hate hold a thing together?
Cersei: Well, 17 years is quite a long time.
Cersei: I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together.
King Robert: I'm glad I could do something to make you happy.
Robert Arryn: Mummy, I want to see the bad man fly.
Lysa: Perhaps you will my little one.
Catelyn: This man is my prisoner. I will not have him harmed.
Ned: I followed you into war, twice. Without doubts, without second thoughts. But I will not follow you now. The Robert I grew up with didn't tremble in the shadow of an unborn child.
Robert: She dies.
Ned: I will have not part of it.
Robert: You're the King's Hand Lord Stark, you will do as I command or I'll find me a hand who will.
Ned: And good luck to him, I thought you were a better man.
Robert: Out, damn you, I'm done with you! Go, run back to Winterfell! I'll have your head on a spike!!
My father is Hand of the King. I am not a boy, I am Arya Stark of Winterfell. And if you lay a hand on me my father will have both of your heads on spikes. Now, are you going to let me by, or do I have to smack you on the ear to help you with your hearing?
Arya
