Dennis [referring to the painters]: Anything you wan to say to m you can say in front of my real friends
Gary: Your real friends? We picked up three of these guys this morning

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Anna: I used to kiss my pillow and pretend it was you
Gary: What a coincidence, I used to kiss Allison and pretend she was anyone else

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Allison, I have the answer to all your problems, except your stretch marks and screechy voice...damn, we must have gotten disconnected.

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Jack: Woh, deja vu
Gary: It's not deja vu, it's the fifth time you walked into the room!

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