Gary Unmarried

Gary Unmarried "Gary Dates Louise's Teacher" Quotes

Gary: Her fist isn't swollen from me beating it... with my face?
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Allison: Why don't you throw a punch?
Gary: I'm trying but she's not where I'm punching!
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Gary: I'm going to sleep with whoever I have to to prove to my tomorrow I'm not shallow
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Louise: Thank you dad, you restored my faith in men
Allison: What'd he do? Wear pants to go get the mail?
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Ms. St James: If we're going on a date you should call me erica
Gary: But can I call you ms St James on the date cause that's kinda hot?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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