Second Life, huh? That looks pretty cool. You know when I was a kid, we didn't have anything like that. No, we had outside

Gary

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Gary: You didn't tell me you were double jointed. At one point I thought I had broken you.
Vanessa: I'm not double jointed, I just didn't want to complain

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• Added: January 21, 2009

Hey kids throw away your books, get rid of your toothbrushes you're with Dad now.

Gary

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Allison: Have you noticed that Tommy's afraid of girls?
Gary: He should be afraid of girls. They pretend to like you and then take all your stuff

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• Added: January 21, 2009

Allison [about their marriage counselor]: He makes me feel young.
Gary: Of course he does, he's 80!

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Allison: You know how I felt the first time he held his arms around me?
Gary: Were you helping him in or out of the tub?

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• Added: January 21, 2009