Gary Unmarried

Gary Unmarried Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 1: "Pilot"

Allison [about their marriage counselor]: He makes me feel young.
Gary: Of course he does, he's 80!
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Allison: You know how I felt the first time he held his arms around me?
Gary: Were you helping him in or out of the tub?
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