Popular GCB Quotes
Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.
Her head was in Bill's lap and she was not givin' him directions.
Heather
I mean why would anybody in their right mind leave Dallas for Southern California? We've got the same weather without the liberals.
Gigi
Amanda: I've been sober for 18 months mother.
Gigi: Why?
Amanda: Bill's car wasn't the only thing spinning out of control.
Well, darlin', we all hope you're here for good. And not for evil.
Carlene
Amanda: I can't believe all the hostility. Was I that bad back then?
Gigi: Oh honey, you were a bitch with teeth.
The closest I ever came to abstinence was no salt in my margarita.
Cricket
Sharon: You broke commandment number eight!
Carlene: I did not steal. It's research.
Heather: Well, it's the best meat market in the world and I do not want to be seen next to you, you look too spectacular.
Amanda: Happy Huntin'!
Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.
Amanda
Amanda: You are so judgmental. If memory serves, even Jesus hung around with thieves and whores.
Carlene: Not in my neighborhood he didn't.
I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.
Amanda