Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

Her head was in Bill's lap and she was not givin' him directions.

Heather

I mean why would anybody in their right mind leave Dallas for Southern California? We've got the same weather without the liberals.

Gigi

Amanda: I've been sober for 18 months mother.
Gigi: Why?
Amanda: Bill's car wasn't the only thing spinning out of control.

Well, darlin', we all hope you're here for good. And not for evil.

Carlene

Amanda: I can't believe all the hostility. Was I that bad back then?
Gigi: Oh honey, you were a bitch with teeth.

The closest I ever came to abstinence was no salt in my margarita.

Cricket

Sharon: You broke commandment number eight!
Carlene: I did not steal. It's research.

Heather: Well, it's the best meat market in the world and I do not want to be seen next to you, you look too spectacular.
Amanda: Happy Huntin'!

Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.

Amanda

Amanda: You are so judgmental. If memory serves, even Jesus hung around with thieves and whores.
Carlene: Not in my neighborhood he didn't.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda

GCB Quotes

Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda