And I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?

Carlene

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• Added: March 25, 2012

When I walked in on my son greasin' his gun, I was bein' punished!

Carlene

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• Added: March 25, 2012

As God is my witness I will never wear pants to church again!

Amanda

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• Added: March 25, 2012

I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.

Gigi

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• Added: March 25, 2012

Cricket: Dirty dancin' in public with another woman?
Blake: Better than dirty dancin' in public with another man.

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Amanda: Truthfully?
Blake: No, please lie. Cause it's a $35 million investment and I would like it to fail.

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I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church.

Amanda

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• Added: March 25, 2012